OVERRATED SOFT SERVE
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SOME SORT OF WHATEVER SALTY SWEET CRUMBLE
BARELY HARD CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL
STUPID WHIP CREAM
WHO PUTS A F#ING RITZ CRACKER ON ICE CREAM!?
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LOOKS COOL BUT YOU’LL PROBABLY
WAIT IN LINE FOREVER, THEN IT WILL JUST MELT.
THE FLAVOURS AREN’T EVEN THAT PERVERTED