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THE LICKING YOU DESERVE
 
 

PEACH SCENE

CREEM SOFT SERVE

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MOSCAZZANO PEACH INJECTION

CREMA HARDSHELL

WHIP

CANDIED APRICOT

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NEW LOVE

DON’T CALL ME PEACHES

CUORE DI TENEBRA

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “PEACH SCENE” VEGAN

BRAND SPANKING

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

PRVRTD COOKIE CRUMBLE

CHOCKLIT + CREAM COOKIE

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PRVRTD CLASSIC

FIRST BORN

NOT, NOT COOKIES + CREAM

(BUT NOT REALLY)

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BRAND SPANKING” VEGAN

LEMON MY F.A.O.

CREEM SOFT SERVE

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LOADS OF LEMON

TWISTED MARSHMALLOW

TOASTED GRAHAM CRACKER

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PERVERTED CLASSIC

O.M.F.G.

PUCKER UP SOUR PUSS

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “LEMON MY FAO” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

BEG FOR S’MORE

CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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HOT CHOCKLIT POWDER

PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

TWISTED MARSHMALLOW

TOASTED GRAHAM CRACKER

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PERVERTED CLASSIC

CAMPFIRE BADGE

ON YOUR KNEES

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BEG FOR S’MORE” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

DIRTY BLONDE

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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SMOTHERED IN SALTED CARAMEL

TRISTAN DURDEN SALTED PRETZEL

DIRTY WHIP MCQUEEN

DICAPRIO STARDUST

WHITE CHOCOLATE CALLET

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SALTY SWEET

FILTHY RICH . ALWAYS A GOOD TIME

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “DIRTY BLONDE” VEGAN

COCOA DEPENDENCY

CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

CHOCKLIT . CHOCKLIT . CHOCKLIT

CHOCKLIT + CHOCKLIT

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PERVERTED CLASSIC

GIVES UNTIL IT HURTS

CAN’T SAY NO

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “COCOA DEPENDENCY” VEGAN

DIRTY LIMERICK

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM

NANTUCKET

WHO LOVED KEY LIME SOFT SERVE BY

THE BUCKET

WITH A GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBLE

HE SAID IN A MUMBLE

IF LEFT ALONE WITH THIS CONE I

WOULD F!#K IT

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “DIRTY LIMERICK” VEGAN

CINNER PERVERTED BRAND

CINNER

CREEM SOFT SERVE

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CINNAMON CRUNCH

CINNFUL CARAMEL INJECTION

CINNAWHIP

DIRTY LITTLE CHURO

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DEADLY

CHURRO WORSHIP . ZIGAZIG AH

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “CINNER” VEGAN

BAD REVIEW

OVERRATED SOFT SERVE

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SOME SORT OF WHATEVER SALTY SWEET CRUMBLE

BARELY HARD CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

STUPID WHIP CREAM

WHO PUTS A F#ING RITZ CRACKER ON ICE CREAM!?

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LOOKS COOL BUT YOU’LL PROBABLY

WAIT IN LINE FOREVER, THEN IT WILL JUST MELT.

THE FLAVOURS AREN’T EVEN THAT PERVERTED

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BAD REVIEW” VEGAN

MACHO MATCHA MAN

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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MACHO MATCHA FLEX

MONDO MATCHA HARD SHELL

COCONUT CRUMBLE

TWISTED CHOCOLATE STIX

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PERVERTED CLASSIC

HULK’N OUT . TOTALLY SHREDDED

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “MACHO MATCHA MAN” PLANT BASED BUT NOT VEGAN

MENTHOL BREAKDOWN

CREAM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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MINT COCONUT COOKIE CRUMBLE

FILTHY MINT WHIP

PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

CHOCKLIT CHIP COOKIE

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BREAK FROM REALITY

NOT ALRIGHT . THE FULL MINTY

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “MENTHOL BREAKDOWN” VEGAN

BOMBSHELL

CREEM SOFT SERVE

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HOLLI WOULD TART

CHÉRI BOMB HARD SHELL

BARB WIRE CRUMBLE

CHERRY WHIP

HALLE CHERRY SOUR

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COOL WORLD . ZOFTIG

ALL TARTED UP

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “BOMBSHELL” VEGAN

VICIOUS SID

CREEM SOFT SERVE

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CHIP + COOKIE CRUMBLE

PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

BLUE MONSTER

VICIOUS CHIP ON TOP

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NOT YOUR PUPPET

SWEEPIN’ THE CLOUDS AWAY

SEA IS FOR SALTY

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “VICIOUS SID” VEGAN

SATURDAY NIGHT

CREEM × CHOCKLIT SOFT SERVE

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SALTED CARAMEL . SPRINKLES

PUNK CHOCKLIT HARD SHELL

DIRTY CREEM WHIP

CHERRY ON TOP

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PRVRTD CLASSIC

BETTY + VERONICA

‘CAUSE IT’S NOT QUITE SUNDAE

WE CAN MAKE YOUR “SATURDAY NIGHT” VEGAN

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W.T.F?

NUNYA BIZNESS SOFT SERVE

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YOU’LL TAKE WHAT WE GIVE YOU

AND YOU’LL LIKE IT

WE WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHAT THE F#CK IS IN THE “W.T.F?”

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EVERY TIME I COME

ICE CREAM

CREEM OR CHOCKLIT OR TWIST

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ASK ABOUT OUR GROWING LIST

OF PLANT BASED + VEGAN

FLAVOURS + TOPPINGS

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#ICECREAMREVOLUTION

#THELICKINGYOUDESERVE